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09:00 p.m.

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): Went to the police station's morgue today.

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): That's definitely not my brother's body.

#1GuhuaGeek: Wdym?????

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): sent a picture

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): See that birthmark over there? I've never seen that thing on him before. Unless Zhongli got skin cancer without me knowing. They even tried to cover it with makeup. Blasphemy!

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): Here's a pic of Zhongli the last time we went to the Easybreeze Holiday Resort for reference.

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): sent a picture

#1GuhuaGeek: This is… Concerning. Could it be that Feiyun's reporter was fed false information?

IceSugarBaby: Your brother looks really good in a speedo btw.

#1GuhuaGeek: Not now Chongyun.

IceSugarBaby: sorry.

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): it's ok yunyun you were just trying to cheer me up weren't you? (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

IceSugarBaby: … yes. But Xingqiu is right. My timing was really off.

IceSugarBaby: Still. Something really fishy is happening behind the scenes.

TaoTao (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠): Aw geez and here I was so excited to plan my own brother's funeral… How disappointing! (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

TheGuobanator: Oh.

TheGuobanator: You're really not taking this well huh.

DISCLAIMER: The persons and events in this article are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is unintentional.

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The Feiyun Gazette

BREAKING NEWS: 3 Dead, 1 Comatose from Highway Car Crash

By Wang Peng

April 04, 20XX

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Three people were killed and one was left comatose at a highway on April 04, 20XX in Liyue Harbor, according to the Liyue Harbor Police Traffic Enforcement Unit.

An SUV driver, Li Qiang, died after driving under the influence of drugs and veered off course which resulted in a collision with another SUV driven by Longwang Retuo.

Passengers Li Guizhong and Hu Zhongli died in the aftermath of the collision between the two vehicles. Longwang Retuo survived, but is currently in a comatose state.

THREE people died in a highway car accident as of April 04, 20XX at Liyue Harbor. According to reports by the Liyue Harbor Police Traffic Enforcement Unit, the car crash occurred around 3:00 p.m. Based on eyewitness accounts and forensic evidence, investigation showed that Li Qiang was likely driving under the influence of drugs which led to the car crash incident.

According to eyewitnesses, when Li Qiang's SUV suddenly swerved off it's lane Longwang attempted maneuver his vehicle and it's passengers to safety. However, onlookers state that Li Qiang's vehicle simply barreled right into the other vehicle and sent it flying, killing the two other passengers inside Longwang's SUV. The passengers of Longwang's vehicle were lawyers Li Guizhong and Hu Zhongli who died in the accident along with Li Qiang. Longwang Retuo was taken to the nearest hospital shortly after. /WP

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COMMENTS:

Strawberry_736: Rest in peace to the victims. :((((

YoungMaster: Wahhh I never thought I'd see Mr. Zhongli and Ms. Guizhong on the news like this… :'( Rest in peace, teachers…

IceBaby: I'll pray that everyone's souls will rest in peace.

OneTruthShallPrevail: I had the honor of attending a talk by Ms. Guizhong and Mr. Zhongli once. So sad to see them go so soon. :(

Legal Name: Zhongli Hu

Age: 30

Birthdate: 12/31/XXXX

Sex: M

Civil Status: Single

Occupation: Lawyer

Physical Description:

Fair-skinned with amber eyes and long dark brown hair. About 187 cm tall. Often dressed in sharp formal suits and has a proclivity for makeup.

Background:

Orphaned at a young age and was adopted by the Hu Family at the age of twelve. Finished his degree at Liyue National University. Currently works at Hu & Li Law Offices.

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