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[USER WAS GIVEN A BIG SPIRAL LOLLIPOP AND A SHINY NEW QUARTER FOR THIS POST]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker