This is some Filth

Zhu Yuan: Holy shit there's two of them

Jane: There's two of them? *hands rubbing together as she licks her lip* This shall be fun~

Zhu: *concerned* "Jane!"

Jane: *giggles, eyeing Jaune & Seth* "Very fun indeed~."

Zhu: "JANE!"

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Original Male Stud AU

How does Seth explain to his team when they walked in on Ellen waiting for him like this... after he said that his relationship with his new maid was innocent?

The door slid open with a soft mechanical hiss.

New Eridu Security Bureau break room, late afternoon.

Seth Lowell stopped mid-sentence.

“…and that’s why the paperwork has to—”

He froze.

Inside the room stood Ellen Joe.

She was holding a mixing bowl and a whisk, wearing nothing but an apron outfit and clearly in the middle of baking something. Flour dusted the counter. Batter dripped from the whisk.

She looked up slowly.

“…Oh. You brought guests.”

Behind Seth, three people leaned around the doorway.

Zhu Yuan blinked.

Qingyi tilted her head.

The silence stretched for three full seconds.

Then Zhu Yuan slowly turned toward Seth.

“…Didn’t you say,” she began very carefully, “that your relationship with your new maid was completely innocent?”

Seth immediately raised both hands in panic.

“IT IS!”

Ellen casually licked a bit of batter off the whisk and shrugged.

“I’m literally baking.”

Qingyi’s eyes flicked between them.

“…In his office.”

Ellen nodded.

“Yep.”

Zhu Yuan crossed her arms.

“…While wearing a maid uniform.”

“Also yep.”

Seth pointed frantically at the counter.

“She insisted on testing a recipe! I said the break room had better equipment!”

Ellen tilted her head.

“You also said the lighting in here was better.”

“That was about the oven temperature gauge!”

Qingyi leaned slightly closer to Zhu Yuan and whispered:

“…Statistically speaking, this situation resembles a romantic trope.”

Seth nearly choked.

“It does NOT!”

Ellen stirred the bowl again, completely calm.

“Relax. If it was suspicious, I wouldn’t be baking cookies.”

Zhu Yuan narrowed her eyes.

“…What kind of cookies?”

Ellen held up the bowl.

“Shark-shaped sugar cookies.”

A pause.

Qingyi brightened.

“…Acceptable.”

Zhu Yuan sighed and rubbed her temple.

“…Fine. I’ll allow it.”

Seth exhaled in relief.

Then Zhu Yuan added:

“But if we walk in next time and you’re wearing an apron too—”

Seth immediately shook his head.

“Not happening.”

Ellen glanced at him.

“…You said that last time about the cat ears.”

Seth went pale.

Zhu Yuan slowly turned back toward him. “…Last time?”

Jane: *Sees Seth and Jaune* There's 2 of them....I can have fun with this. Time to tease~.

Seth: "So, does Jane tease you, too?"

Jaune: *nods his head* "Yeah."

Jane: *walks by, swaying her hips* "Hello~."

*Jaune and Seth gawk at Jane, their eyes focused on her butt and tail*

Seth: *gulps, blushing* "I wasn't staring!"

You can pick between Jaune and Seth on who you want to do this with.

Jane: *giggles* "Definitely."

*Jaune hums, as she has her tail coiled around Seth's neck, while his face is pressed against her ass*

Seth: *muffled shouting* "Jhmmph!!"

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Original Male Stud Pregnant AU

How many times has Jane suggested that you two buy something sexy for her when you two should be shopping for baby essentials instead Seth?

Jane: *shrugs, pregnant* "A few times--."

Seth: "Several times!"

Jane: *pouts* "Spoilsport."

Who suffers more when their partner is ovulating, Jaune and Weiss or Jane and Seth?

Seth: *far away, screaming* "MY PELVIS! MY HIPS!!"

Weiss: *annoyed* "Jane."

Jaune: *concerned* "Jane."

Jane: *far away, moaning* "Oooohhhh! Like that, kitty boy!"

Original Male Stud AU

When Seth is arresting Burnice for burning down a building (no on purpose) did she really start grinding her ass against his crotch? Did it work on getting the cop to fuck her as she is handcuffed?

Burnice: *moans* "Oh, yeeeessss~!"

*Burnice was bent over in the back of the squad care, being ravaged in her ass by the thrusting Cat Boy*

Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!--!!

Seth: *thrusting* "Nnngh, you have the right--Hnngh! To remain silent!!" *thrusts deeper, smacking the pyro's ass*

Original Male Crossover Stud AU

Jaune is trying his best when it comes to massaging Zhu's naked body. Of course when he has to massage her lower back and is technically touching her ass... temptation is going to get the best of him as he puts oil on her ass and is ready to massage that.

(Massage)

(previously)

Sliding his hands up and down the Zhu Yuan's lower back, Jaune Arc was fighting an inner battle. The swordsman agreed to massage the Pubsec Officer's naked form, and he somewhat handled himself when it came to her upper back. Placing oil and spreading it across her flesh, but his fingers fidgeted when it was time for her lower back. Jaune gulped, squeezing the oil on Zhu's lower back and then her ass. The officer shudders for a moment, though she stays composed.

"You're a natural," Zhu said in a sultry tone, gazing at Jaune through the corner of her eye.

"T-Thanks," the paladin replied, placing his hands on the cop's lower back, beginning to spread he oil all over her flesh.

The knight gulped as he slid his bare fingers across the officer's skin. He felt his jeans bulge, his ocean eyes gazing down at her shapely butt. He mentally reminded himself that this was a massage, and only that. As he spreads the oil across her lower back with his left hand, his right hand slides down, inadvertently touching the curve of her ass cheek. A noticeable yelp escaped Jaune's lips, making the young woman slightly turn her head.

Prompt

Original Male Crossover Stud AU

Zhu has been complaining about back problems and Jaune will always be there to help someone out when they need him. His confidence will deplete when he goes to her place and sees Zhu like this. Apparently she heard that this is the best way to get a massage. Jaune is in for a hard time and hopefully he doesn't need to be on top of her.

No Nut November Meme

(Massage) (Ecchi)

"Zhu," Jaune spoke to the nude officer, brushing his fingers against her bare back. "Are you sure this is necessary?"

"Verily," the Pubsec Officer said, "especially with the back problems I've been having."

Original Male Stud AU

What happens when Jane offers Zhu to let Seth take that stick out of her ass and replace it with his cock instead?

(previously)

"No!" Zhu Yuan snaps at the Rat Therin, "Hell no!" She then stomps out of the office, slamming the door behind her.

"Such a stuck-up," Jane said with a pout, resuming bouncing herself up and down upon Seth. "Mhmm, more fun for mee--Oooohhh~."

PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!–!!

Original Male Stud AU

What does Jane tell Zhu if she walks in on her and Seth fucking in the office? Will Jane make excuses or straight up admit to her misdeeds?

Zhu: *opens the door to Seth's office* "Seth, what's keeping you--WHAT THE HEL?!"

PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!--!!

*Before Zhu Yuan was Jane and Seth, both naked while the former bounced on the latter intensely, until Zhu's outburst interrupted them*

Jane: *turns to Zhu* "Oh, I forgot you worked here."

Seth: *red-faced* "Z-ZHU! This isn't what it looks--!"

Jane: "It's exactly what it looks like~."

Seth may stress out about how gorgeous she is, but Jane practically goes crazy over him when he does something sweet. She could show up in the hottest red dress imaginable and immediately fold because he got her a surprise stuffed animal.

Seth is a giver to the day he dies, and Jane can never counter it. She can have an entire seduction plan ready and then get put on her back because he wants to eat her out. She’s not complaining but damn! All that planning reduced to atoms.

A certain someone cried after a really passionate and intense hookup. I won’t say who, but it definitely became a core memory.

Jane is very gentle Dom. It really isn’t about humiliation or power for her. She just likes seeing Seth let everything go and truly drown in the moment. He’s far too strict with himself.

Jane sometimes bumps into him while she’s in disguise. She can’t help but flirt with him. They’re not technically dating but he always responds “I have a girlfriend” and it takes everything for Jane to not blow her cover.

Whenever Seth gets the nerve to ask for sex, Jane always looks at him in utter shock and awe. He doesn’t know why she’s caught off guard; of course he occasionally looks at her physically. She’s GORGEOUS. It’s just not his favorite quality about her.

The first time over at his house was a disaster. Jane snuck in early to surprise him when he got home. She took liberty of eating some food he left on the counter, then realized a certain small hole near the kitchen floor. It’s a good thing rat poison on rat thierens is only half as effective.

Cuffs have gone missing at work and video feed in certain offices and back parking lot has been scrubbed by Qingyi. It was more for Zhu Yuan’s peace of mind than anything else.

Jane didn’t like aftercare until it was with Seth. Maybe it’s the tail, but the entire act feels warmer than she’s used to.

When there aren’t undercover assignments, Jane wants Seth to leave marks on as many places as he can. She loves reminders of where he’s been.

Seth has gotten very interesting pictures while he was in the middle of work. It doesn’t help his concentration, and yet somehow the work gets done faster.

Seth always feels embarrassed when he’s being assertive, but Jane seems to enjoy it. It makes her giggle

Her sex drive may be higher, but that man has never quit anything a day in his life. The job is done when the job is done.

Jane tries to play things casually and fun but then suddenly there’s breakfast in bed the next morning and the thought of meeting his parents doesn’t sound terrible.

Seth is never jealous when other people flirt with Jane, but he does get upset about what they tend to say and the general vibe.

Jane claims she’s not the jealous type, but she will stop by his house to visit anytime someone flirted heavily with him. She knows nobody is inside but him. She was just in the area so y’know, might as well ride him like a Harley.

It's the final day of November, and Jaune's hiding to wait out the last bit of time in a Study Dorm. However, he failed to realize that the dorm was also hiding a hungry kitty, who wanted some cream...

Nora giggled to herself as she slipped the special candy, aptly named the Blueberry Breeder, into Jaune’s lunch bag, knowing that he was going to be having lunch with Pyrrha today. Pranks like pepper in pudding cups or adding a ton of spice to the soup were painfully average at this point; and this would have the added effect of giving Pyrrha the Arc D that she had been chasing since the start of the year~!

Yessiree, she was the best wingwoman one could ask for~!

Treat planted, now all she had to do was wait~

Sneaking away with a giggle, Nora couldn’t wait for lunch!

~

Peeking into the room that she knew that Jaune and Pyrrha were going to eat in, Nora balked when she saw Pyrrha eating alone. What had happened? Where was Juane?

Catching sight of her, Pyrrha smiled and waved her in, “Hi, Nora, how are you?” she asked, making the ginger swallow.

“I’m good, Pyrrha...where’s Jaune? I thought you were eating together today?” she asked, wondering where the blonde was at the moment.

“Oh, he unfortunately had to go have lunch with another team leader from one of the other schools. Ciel Soliel, I think her name was?” Pyrrha sighed and shook her head, “I had hoped we could have lunch together, but…” she trailed off, not noticing Nora’s inner turmoil.

Nora looked out the window, hoping that Jaune hadn’t ate the candy...

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“Aaah~ A-Arc, you brute~♥!” Ciel gasped, placing her hand over her mouth in an attempt to smother the moans of pleasure that she was making as the blonde she had been sharing a ‘working lunch’ with as his massive cock bored out her previously virgin pussy, striking against her womb with every roll of his hips. “I knew that you were up to no good~♥!” she panted, kicking out weakly, her panties flying off her ankle, “You were always plotting on getting me alone and doing this, weren’t you~?” she huffed, meeting wildly horny deep blue eyes with her own chocolate ones, “I s-suppose that I will j-just have to m-make sure that you d-don’t go after other innocents~♥!” she mewled as she tipped over the edge, clenching down on the fat cock within her.

Ciel whined in pleasure, wrapping her legs around his waist. “You’ve gone and done it now, you animal~♥! There’s no other recourse: in order to keep...to keep all the other girls safe…” she panted, looking up into Jaune’s blue eyes as he continued to roll his hips, “you can assault me all you want, anywhere you want, so l-long as you don’t touch anyone else~” he legs tightened around his waist as she stared up at him, “D-do you agree w-with my proposal?”