arabella

for some reason when i took the apush test in 2018 i decided to make my study guide in the form of a shitpost. im talking bullet points. pop culture references. gen z lingo. its 102 pages long. i ended up getting a 5 on the test and this is literally all the studying i did. i am also now a history major.

but since i remember things better in shitpost form, it worked really well then memorizing dense text. and i know the test hasn't changed that much, so, i thought i would offer it to anyone who needs it.

it spans everything i learned in US 1 and US 2 and goes in chronological order. i haven't read through it in a hot minute but i think that everything in there should make sense. i essentially clown on the us for 100 pages in shitpost form.

can’t tell if this is a problem or just my life now.

Ilya and his mama in 1994

Rose: 

Hi! This is Rose

Rose Landry

Shane gave me your number

Shane Hollander

Svetlana:

Hello Rose

I know who you and Shane are

You don’t have to give me your full government names

Rose:

Lol sorry 

Just didn’t want you to think I was some random weirdo

Anyways

Shane said we should “be friends so things aren’t weird”

Svetlana:

Are things weird?

Rose:

Well my ex-boyfriend is dating your best friend even though we thought they hated each other so…

Svetlana:

Eh

I could always tell Ilya had a thing for Hollander

Rose:

Yeah I guess I should’ve seen this coming too

Like 80% of my boyfriends turn out to be gay lol

Svetlana:

Really? 80%?

You should try something different next time

Rose:

Something different? 

What does that mean?

Svetlana:

Well if everyone you date is gay

Rose: 

Hey! Not everyone, just 80%!

There’s still 20% that are straight

They were assholes though

Svetlana:

You should just date gay girls instead

Easy solution

Rose:

Right

I’ll think about it

Nice talking to you!

I hope we can be good friends :) 

Svetlana:

I think we will be