Chameleon June Cult Leader

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

Someone make him stop that.

Tumblr purity culture thinks this is how AO3 works

outta the way gayboy im boutta read Murder Magazine

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

the funniest thing to me about the narumitsu experience of phoenix wright: ace attorney is how gradually it's revealed that both of them are kinda insane for each other? because at first you come to understand that holy shit, edgeworth is into phoenix? with his "unnecessary feelings" and his "wright, wright, wright" and "you in particular i cannot ask to do this" and "i didn't want you to see me. not like this". like okay so he's gay and homophobic towards himself. gotcha. and wright seems kinda cagey about the whole thing, not really answering maya's questions about what's the deal with him and edgeworth, so maybe it's just one-sided? only for wright to come out (ha) swinging with "let me defend you" and "i'm the only one who knows the real edgeworth. i'm the only one who can help him." and "that's why i became a lawyer". and then of course, to top it all off, edgeworth professes his guilt to the court and phoenix just. immediately starts building his case again. because he doesn't think edgeworth even ACCIDENTALLY killed his father. insane gay behavior on both their parts.