Never Seen Runaway

K

viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams

This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.

99.99% of his sexiness comes from smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree, THANK YOU

You make a compelling point.

Gonna have to agree with the “throwing open the doors” thing…

Let’s be honest, at the end of the day the sexiest thing Aragorn son of Arathorn heir of Isildur ranger of the north and King of Men does is… exist. Every single action is equivalent in appeal to every other action and you don’t have to choose.