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It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.
I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
For those who don't have AMC subscription
Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

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Not sure got to feel when the hobby book says this should only take an hour but it took me 5 hours.
1. Hobby books are often written by the same people who think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes
2. Hobby books are even more often written by people who don't have or are actively neglecting their partners/full-time jobs/pets/children/household maintenance.
3. Hobby books are often written by people with ADHD, and an hour in ADHD hyperspace is like 2-7 hours for everyone else, including other ADHD people who are not currently in the zone.
4. Hobby books are written by people who, when told by an editor to add in how long it will take, just make shit up
5. If you're doing something for the first time, you're going to take way, way longer to do it than someone who's had years of practice. Maybe it does only take an hour IF YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR TEN YEARS. Think about how long it took you to make idk your first excel spreadsheet vs how long it takes now
To actually answer your question: proud. You should feel proud, because you made something, AND you did so while learning a brand-new skill! Go you!!
May I ask what the Allegedly-One-Hour project was? Both because I like hearing about what my friends are doing and I want to see how wildly inaccurate the listed time scope is.
the hilarity of creating an gmail account before google was a surveillance state is that google wants my address and phone number. it is constantly asking. under a guise for security. and i am like, lol, skip.
you fools. i got this account when your servers were held together by legos. you will never get me to submit to your data mining. i will refuse 2 factor authentication for an email account i use to sign up for discounts on makeup and dvd purchases
every day, it is can i have your home address? can i have your number? bitch leave me alone
I learned a new concept
Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)
Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.
Oh neat the first time I heard of the concept the guy described it to me as "catastrophic functionality".
He was talking about it in the context of designing robots that would go in and stop nuclear reactor meltdowns, something that would 100% destroy the robot, but they would be designed to keep functioning and fighting the meltdown for as long as possible. He had some designs where over 80% of the robot has died and it was functionally dragging its corpse around by its one working arm because one more minute of functionality might save thousands.
I've been having a few bad years mental health wise, and thinking about those robots a lot .
This is also why NASA missions usually keep going so long after schedule. They are *masters* of graceful degradation, able to keep machines limping along on minimal power and after sustaining heavy damage
Teen Wolf s2 main plot: oh no there's another monster killing people! Who could it be? Also Scott and Allison have to hide their relationship :(
Lydia side plot:
Teen Wolf s2 main plot: oh no there's another monster killing people! Who could it be? Also Scott and Allison have to hide their relationship :(
Lydia side plot:

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oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is
you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt
I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at
nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work
putting this post on every machine from now on thank you
Penwas :(
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
Eric interrupting Delainey's interview for a selfie
who suffered more? jesus or me (an european waiting for tvl links to drop)
So, when will IWTV/TVL drop?
Extremely fortunately for us, AMC finally got their shit together and this time they will release the episode at the same time globally.
The episode will drop at 3 a.m. EDT/GMT-5. You just need to convert it to your local time. If AMC+ isn't available in your country, check if your local Amazon Prime/Apple TV/YouTube TV offers it as one of their "channels". If not, check where the previous seasons are available in your country. Otherwise, you can use VPN
Click here to check where IWTV is available in your country:
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A/N: *cough* if you're a Netflix user, the season will probably available for binge on NF a week after the season finale *cough*

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My collection. Please lmk if yall have more I would love to expand.
me: âyeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didnât work outâ
coworker: âdamn dude was preorderingâ
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
âgot confused about why Iâd never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
âtold me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
âlaughs at all my trans jokes, even if theyâre supremely unfunny
âcalls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
â âI canât believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?â
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"
Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up
Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow
Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore