Super High School Level Gap In the Floor.

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

they QUIT quit

bro this isn't funny he despawned please delete this

As opposed to “do not put me in a situation”

See, I can understand wanting to avoid situations. If you’re in a situation, events might ensue!

They might even lead to phenomena…

Qualia, even.

#look alive people #we are currently at high risk of circumstances #possibly even… scenarios (via @microsuedemouse)

All of these are far from singular terms as well! There might be events PLURAL! Possibly even a series of them!

me in the bronze age telling my friend how I got bred by a general, high priest, and donkey vender all in one night

where’s that post that goes “the farmer isn’t going to sex up all of his flowers individually”

Every nuerodivergent person who masks really well has that point where they get tired of it and its just like "FUCK being intelligent and personable. I'm going back to being weird and slow NOW!!!"

#Oh grug  #We’re really in it now

Ohhhh now THIS is not fair. Dresses make me dysphoric like 90% of the time, but I want trans bats 😭

Good news, nerdykeppie.com, where the dress comes from, does their designs on LOTS of different clothes and stuff so you can probably get tights or a shirt or something like that. Check em out.

We got joggers! Button up shirts! laptop cases! boots! sneakers! basically if you can think of a clothing item we can probably put trans bats on it! :D

THERE'S AN ENTIRE JUDAICA CATEGORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

this is why i fuckin hate “women and nonbinary people” as a concept. notice you never see “men and nonbinary people” on flyers for men only events.