Come and take your pick, so long as you are 18+! I promise I'm not a bot. Tumblr just won't let me change pfp for some reason. I reblog what I like and hope that you consider browsing what I offer! 31 y/o | genderfluid | any pronouns, though please not "baby" | feminine-leaning bisexual
Let it be known that you needn't be ashamed to mass like and reblog here. In fact, I encourage it! Who am I to restrict you from what you enjoy
Also, as a warning, if you follow me I will be compelled to thank you! DMs are always open, unless they're not, but that hasn't happened yet...
If you are unhappy with the influx of posts I do, I have a lesser used "cleaner" alternative blog if you'd like to keep in touch here: @malum-woods
My discord is also available for my mutuals, but I'm sorry, you're gonna have to ask me first. You can do it, I believe in you c:
Don't be shy to give me an idea for a tag that's in line with my theme here. A couple of them are ones that my mutuals have came up with!
Also, blank blogs will be blocked. I'm really sorry, but I just don't trust blanks.
SFW blog: @malum-woods
Monster blog: @vespertine-verdure
Secret NSFW blog: [REDACTED]
Common tags:
I try my best to tag things, but I'm pretty forgetful about it heheh. They're also subject to change if I ever think of better names. Also, I might take recommendations if you ask nicely 💚
#apple bottoms - butts and booties
#apple seed - breeding. May also include anal and oral, but mostly breeding c:
#big apples - pretty big proportions
#bush - Wait a minute, apples don't grow on bushes...
#cornucopia - lower holes and camel toes, or just someone presenting their goods down there (Specifically people with pussies)
#forbidden fruit - ladies of the cloth, or missing them
#forever fav - my favorite characters
#freshly baked pie - girlstink, musk, and heavy sweaty stuff <3
#good to know - useful information to bookmark
#harvest special - Happy Halloween!
#hey that's me! - I'm somehow in this post whether I like it or not. Relatable things
#juicy fruit - Milk!!
#just girly things - transfem supremacy or degenerate behavior. But very endearingly 💚
#late night insights - posts by me
#maid with love - I love to serve c:
#melanie's melons - really good boobs or bare nipples (otherwise I'd have to tag almost every post lol)
#moo 💚 - hucow stuff
#morning dew - sweat or just wet
#plump fruit - I am normal about tummies and big ladies, I swear
#prev's tags 💚 - true words from the wonderful person I reblogged this from!
#rb game - "reblog to X" posts. I like to spam these sometimes, so block if you need to
#recent fav - same but more recently
#re-reblog - posts so good you just have to come back for seconds P:
#self-checkout - masturbation
#stuffed burlap sack - bulge/balls
#sugar plums and spiced apples - Happy holidays and Merry Christmas 💚
#thick tree roots - legs for days. Thighs and hips
#top shelf - posts that are the apples of my eyes c:
#tree bark - muscles
#tree sap - cum
#tree trunk - cock
#txt post - posts with lots of text
#unnby - bunny outfit
#upper back 💚 - I just have a thing for them, okay?
#wonderful patrons 💚 - Selfies and videos of my followers! Aren't they cute?
#💚 - I use this a lot, but I guess it's when I feel like giving some extra love
#Seraphina, #Livian, #Regalia, #Sierra, #Octavia, #Malum - the people working the orchard! You might see them in action here and there. Inquire within for more info (please do I love talking about them)
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
