Too Old To Trick-or-treat, Too Young To Die

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

what a fucking year this morning has been

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

When asked what he’s afraid of Shane Madej’s first response was “someone running up to me and putting heroin in me. Like, on the street, apropos of nothing.”

my blog is for the girls who finished last during the mile in PE

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

they turned jerry into shoes

reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this