Professor Yaoi

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

wait so. you're telling me. charles made that orpheus and eurydice reference not because of the ending, but because of the story itself??? you know. you know the one where orpheus is so deeply in love with eurydice that he goes to the underworld for her on the off chance they get to be together again???? like. that one???? yeah. yeah okay whatever

imagine you are charles rowland, possessed by the raw divine drive to be a knight in shining armor at all and any cost, only for your fair maiden to be a guy who clawed his way out of hell with only his teeth and bare hands. and that guy is like, oh thank god, a knight!

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want