Professor Yaoi

There is basically no upside to headphones over earbuds, EXCEPT ☝ that you can hold onto them like That One Picture Of The Nightcore Girl to blast the music further into your head when it's really good

There is basically no upside to headphones over earbuds, EXCEPT ☝ that you can hold onto them like That One Picture Of The Nightcore Girl to blast the music further into your head when it's really good

Engaging in a lot of shipping but shaking my head so that everybody knows I value character arcs and relationships without making them romantic sexual or queerplatonic

IN A FIGHT! IN A FIGHT!

Genuinely forgot Zach was an imposter in that last round. Fucking VOLCANO MOOODE got me

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower