Cat lady. Fanfic writer and aspiring author. 00Q Slack creator. Drowning in this bloody big ship since 2015. Prompts are always open! *Minors DNI* **NOTE: If you tag me or come into my inbox asking for money, I WILL assume you are a bot, block, and report you for spam.**
Hey all! Was updating my AO3 profile and decided that it was high time I put one of these together, so here goes!
FAQ is subject to change at anytime.
Current ships/fandoms include James Bond (Craig movies), 00Q, London Spy, Danny/Alex, and 00QAD.
Prompts are always open for my current ships/fandoms unless otherwise stated on my profile.
Content I will avoid includes: major character death, mpreg/omegaverse, rape/non-con, incest, underage, and outright graphic depictions of violence.
I have no plans to write NTTD fix-it because Iâm pretending it doesnât exist.
At this time, Iâm not comfortable writing explicit sex, but Iâll give you some good M rated sexual content. đ
Sending a prompt doesnât guarantee it will be filled, but Iâll always try if it fits the parameters above. (I have had prompts sit in my inbox for years that I still managed to get to eventually. đ ) Please be patient!
If you send me a prompt I wonât be filling, I will reply with a reason and try to share publicly in case another writer would like to take it.
Thatâs pretty much it! If you have questions, my inbox is always open and I keep anon enabled for those who need it. I promise I donât bite! đ
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some people donât deserve fanfics, much less for free.
also even if authors didnât tag any specific warnings but they used the âcreator chose not to use archive warningsâ tag, then that is your warning.
âomg you shouldâve ââ no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you donât like what youâre reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.
They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.
Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.
We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.
new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)
me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:
no.
NO.
starting to rock back and fourth.
you do not understand.
you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.
we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.
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As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."
Fuck her.
Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.
âȘïœ Happy Birthday, Curiosity! Happy Birthday to me!ïœâȘ
Today is the 8 year anniversary of Curiosity beeping Happy Birthday on Mars! I could not ask for a better birthday buddy. I started this illustration three whole years ago so I'm happy to finally finish it.
Curiosity brings me a lot of joy and inspiration. She's 9 years into a two year mission and beloved by everyone on earth. A crew of NASA engineers built her and take care of her, and helped her sing Happy Birthday. She's literally too good for this world.
It's been five years since I painted my birthday buddy! She is actively scaling a mountain and studying eroded sediment layers.
The hope and optimism of space science was such a big part of my childhood, and it's been amazing to see the younger generations getting to experience that same feeling thanks to the Artemis mission and the resurgence of interest in space science projects! đ„ Ę Ë
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The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosityâs birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isnât a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we canât get to because itâs name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
Thatâs not sad, thatâs awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.
I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.
Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.
So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.
Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.
Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming đ”âđ«
Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.
Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.
I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.
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Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.
Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health đđŸ
Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-