your slightly chaotic medieval wine aunt

i mean i do live my life as if i'm already 80 years old looking back at the present moment as if it's already gone and the happiness is already spent and i will never feel something like it again and there's a poignant sadness that underpins every single thing i do bc of it. but i'm fine really

i love reading medieval literature because it will be like "here is a knight that has lived in the woods absolutely stark raving mad out of his mind eating dirt for three years. we are not unpacking all that. anyways the next day he decides to go on a journey of redemption after gaining momentary mental clarity and now he is using the stupidest moniker known to man and now he's fighting a giant." and this all happens in the span of like 50 lines.

I think we The Green Knight fans should be as annoying as Die Hard fans about insisting that it’s a Christmas movie

yeah sorry but your boyfriend got into a christmas game where he beheaded this supernatural knight and now he has to get the same blow returned to him in a year and a days time. and now he’s making out with said knight & his wife before he gets beheaded. yeah no he definitely didn’t need to behead him in the first place

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo