ANTICHRIST

AND WHEN HER HALO   B R O K E                 /        

                                                                                   SHE CARVED THE TWO HALVES INTO       H O  R N S

A continuation of this meme ( x ). Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Angry

“*puts up middle finger*”

“Watch your fucking mouth.”

“I can’t fucking stand you!”

“You wanna fucking fight?”

“I fucking told you so.”

“[text] F [text] U [text] C [text] K [text] YOU!!!”

“Come here, fucker, and let me break your neck.”

“Try that shit again and you’ll see what fucking happens.”

“♪ I’m gonna fucking kill youuuu~ ♫♪”

“Because I fucking said so, that’s why.”

“Well, guess what? I went to the store to buy some fucks to give but they were ALL OUT.”

Soft

“I’m…I’m fucking in love with you.” / “I fucking adore you.”

“I’ve never wanted anything so fucking badly.”

“Hold my fucking hand.”

“I’m not crying, you dumb fuck.” / “Fuck, now I’m crying.”

“Maybe I have fucking feelings too, motherfucker.”

“Fuck what everyone else thinks.”

“Honestly…fuck emotions.”

“I’m not o-fucking-kay, all right?”

“The world isn’t all fucking unicorns and rainbows.”

“I’m the unluckiest motherfucker I know.” / “You’re the unluckiest motherfucker I know.”

“You look…fuckin’ worn out.”

“I’m just ready for a fucking change.”

“F-fuck–my hands are shaking-”

“Those eyes get me every fucking time.”

“I–I’m trying my best! Fuck.”

Insults

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“Is your name Oedipus? Because you’re one hell of a motherfucker.”

“Fuck you AND your mom.”

“Get fucked, asshole.”

“Oh, what’s this? *pulls middle finger out of pocket*”

“I wrote a haiku: ‘Fuck you and fuck you. / Fuck all of you damn bastards. / You’re pieces of shit.’“

Misc.

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

“What happened was fucked up.”

“I don’t know. I don’t fucking know…”

“What the fuck was that?”

“What I’d do for a motherfuckin’ drink/smoke/etc. right now…”

“Let’s get fucking wasted.”

“Fuck the police.”

“There’s no way out of this fucking mess.”

“Fuck…”

“Watch your fucking language in front of my kid, dammit.”

“So…are you down to fuck?”

“Middle fingers up if you don’t give a fuck.”

“Let’s fucking do this.”

“Just fuck me up.”

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”

“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”

“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”

“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”

“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”

“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”

“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”

“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”

“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”

“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 

“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”

“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”

“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”

“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”

“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”

i revised my first two memes into one —     things ramsay bolton from got has said! tw for mature themes, violence, ect.     adjust as you please!