Jeff was right

streets are saying rebecca ferguson and greta lee are filming a lesbian romance in london right now as we speak 🙏 i've dreamed about times like these

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

[ID: the words "did trent reznor" typed into a google search, with the google search suggestion function filling in "did trent reznor ever specify which animal" below it /end ID]

idk man this is my first time living too