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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”
“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”
“He can’t possibly-”
“shit, I guess he can.”
IT’S AS BIG AS HE IS
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
task manager kill this fucking thinbg
Shit no, I read that wrong
Are you sure about that though? Because now every time I Ctrl-Alt-Delete or Cmd-Opt-Esc, I'm going to be summoning Greg Davies. In my MIND.
🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐
HELL YEAH!!!!
I love how its head falls into the mosaic so we can't see it in its shame.
HONESTLY? FELT.
I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.
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adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation
kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life
I love 100% of this
Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.
Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction
Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction
Unmute !
POV: You are Simba
Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.
you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be
until suddenly you know
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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this
me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?
Giancarlo: of course I remember you
me: shit you’re a good actor
the sound cheese makes when thawing is
annoying
pleasant
fades into the background/dont pay attention to it/neutral
more people need to actually pick a side
yall need to pay attention to your surroundings more
When are you freezing cheese?!
???I'm not???
Thawed cheese? As opposed to???
ok maybe there's some more common word for it, but I've only ever heard it as thawing
you mean MELT??? as in MELTED CHEESE????? because it MELTS???????????
No! Melting is completely different!
You just thaw it! And it makes this sound occasionally while it does!
okay I'm gonna need you to explain what "thawing" a cheese means to you. is it bringing a cheese out lf the fridge and wait for it to be room temperature? is it heating it up so it's gooey and soft? i need to understand
No the cheese isn't frozen or cold. I don't know what other way to describe it as other than thawing? It makes a noise occasionally and when it stops it's usually done thawing
What actual change happens to the cheese after it “thaws”
it changes from an un-thawed to a thawed state
it's ready
good to go
What process are you doing to thaw cheese. where do you keep the cheese such that it's not thawed. Which physical properties of the cheese change between thawed and unthawed
ok I cant be the crazy one here. Nobody else thaws their cheese???
I thaw my cheese, but only if I get a block of the stuff, the sliced stuff is better for melting.
THANK YOU!
also ill temporarily forgive you for the sliced cheese comment. but pre-sliced is a sin
no no no i refuse to let this rest until i fully understand
so you. FREEZE the cheese? and then when you want to use it you. THAW it. that's what I'm getting from this conversation. is this correct??
also this might be important: what type of cheese are we talking about. cottage cheese? hard cheese? fake cheese (cheddar)? because i think i might be picturing the wrong type of cheese
no like I said before you don't freeze the cheese! That just dries it out! And the type of cheese doesn't matter. You. Still. Thaw. It.
What I don't understand is the PROCESS. like what is the ORIGINAL STATE OF THE CHEESE. is it just the state it is in when you buy it in the store. or is it cold. or is it room temperature. or is it warm.
and what is the exact process?? microwaving?? warm water??? just leaving it outside in room temp?????
please I seriously need to understand the PROCESS the cheese undergoes. if step-by-step instructions need to be spelt out then so be it but i really REALLY wanna know what's going on
Can you like take a video of the cheese thawing from start to finish to demonstrate the sound it makes and the process of thawing cheese
Unfortunately I can't. I'm at work right now, and I'm heading out on a trip in 2 days so I already cleared out my fridge so nothing'll spoil while I'm gone. But trust me I'd absolutely do that if I could. This is really frustrating and I GUARANTEE if you all saw it you'd immediately recognize what thawing cheese is. I seriously think I'm just unintentionally using a niche regional name for it which is causing all this confusion
OK IM FUCKING BACK!
ill have you all know that the entire time I was gone i couldnt stop thinking about this so im DETERMINED to show you all not only WHAT thawing cheese is, but also what the SOUND is so i can FINALLY have an answer to my ORIGINAL GOD DAMN POLL
i have nothing in my fridge and im tired rn from driving 6 hours so instead of going to the store i'm just gonna swing by my aunt's place and see if she has any cheese that needs thawing
gimme a few minutes
ok looks like im just going to the store. video of thawing cheese when i come back
now the question is will tumblr let me put a poll in the same reblog as a video?
the sound cheese makes when thawing is
Annoying
Pleasant
no third option. you have no excuse this time
Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."
Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?
Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.
Fucking, insane.
It’s not only on TikTok, it’s also on YouTube and Reddit as a cheap “tell”. Anyone who uses emdashes at all is accused of being an AI bot, because people say that even if writers use them nobody will use one online (because phones don’t use emdashes, so reviews and comments with them are AI.)
It’s a little ridiculous.
... do people not know if you long hold the dash on a phone it creates an em dash???
I've been working primarily from my phone for over a year. I've written 70k of fiction on my phone using em dashes. I... who... what.
I can WHAT
. . . OH MY GOD I CAN
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LOOK AT ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL WIVES
ALL THE EM DASHES MY BELOVEDS
bibliosphere I owe you my life
thank you 😭❤️❤️❤️
for the visual learners:
I'm genuinely jazzed watching everyone in the notes learn how to make em dashes on their phones, lmao.
Go, be free with your beautiful wives 🥹
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
And they're calling it a "purely financial decision", which is all kinds of hilarious...
Slightly good news, you can tell them they're making a bad decision:
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Colbert confirmed the cancellation during a show taping on Thursday. CBS said the move was "purely a financial decision against a challengin
Side note:
"Yeah, I share your feelings," he told the audience. "It's not just the end our our show, but it's the end of The Late Show on CBS. I'm not being replaced. This is all just going away."
The entire show, which was hosted by David Letterman starting in 1982 and then Conan O'Brien--THAT show--is being canceled. Like I feel like this is a fairly valuable show to just be tossing out the window.
The financial thing is probably not the only factor but it makes sense that it is. TV shows exist to provide eyeballs to advertisers. As the overton window shifts further and further right, the value of the moderate to left-leaning eyeballs is likely decreasing, advertisers are willing to pay less and less, etc. Keeping something like that on-air is probably becoming less and less tenable, and certainly Paramount is going to clean up the house in advance of the merger with Skydance.
It's business. We get things like LSSC only as long as they can still make rich white conservatives richer. When that stops being the case, we don't get to have them anymore.
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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
The bell
The last question
The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time
It’s all beautiful
It’s all
So beautiful
I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.
“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”
Same
The more I look at this, the more I think I must have seen it once when I was living in Austin. Or at least something similar. I mean, it's definitely from there, the area code is a dead giveaway. And it's also very Austin just in general.
