Incorrect Hogwarts House Quotes

Ravenclaw: [windows error noices]

Slytherin: whAt

Gryffindor: yeah I don’t know how to human

Ravenclaw: [achievement unlocked: cult starter]

Hufflepuff: I’m the fanfic dealer

Hufflepuff: In general or in the plan?

Ravenclaw: In the plan, huff.

Gryffindor: 🤠👍

Hufflepuff: BITCH IM THE CEO OF CHEESY ROMANCE

Ravenclaw: idk if I wanna marry you or kill you right now

Gryffindor: I’m gonna “öga för öga” your ass

Hufflepuff: When I get home imma seduce you guys with water

Ravenclaw: 🍿👀 *nom nom*

Gryffindor: [likes their own message]

Slytherin: this conversation is my aesthetic

Hufflepuff: Mirrors are just walls that say no you

Hufflepuff: I want women....soft tiddy....to nap on

Ravenclaw: I wanna get knife shoes and glide on frozen water

Gryffindor: very sexily written

Gryffindor: I’ll sing that pokémon song at your funeral

Ravenclaw: Buying games, hiring assassins, you know, the usual

Hufflepuff: Good morning people of their own respective sexual orientation 

Gryffindor: Yeah. Whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Ravenclaw: You’re always acting stupid. 

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff has been in love with you for years.

Gryffindor: HELL YEAH!! 

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wtf are we doing btw

Slytherin: The mood right now is like a big UGH, but with sparkles.

Hufflepuff: Hamilton just gets me going y’know?