Anoobis

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

Real men sleep holding a pillow and cry pretending it's another boy

I'm the type of guy to correct your grammar when we're sexting

I really like sex as a concept but idk if I am ready for the real thing

Thinking abt being bratty so owner slaps me and chokes me until I'm dumb ditzy and docile again

i feel so awkward when my moots who don't hornypost like all my hornyposts. i feel like i just got caught mid stroke, cock in hand

ftmt4t blogs be like "horny weed and tshot and older dude and physicality" and i be like hell yeah every single time

"my sweet boy" I'm hard. You're trying to be cute but I'm hard.