Annie is your favourite

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

[ID: a gif of a small pink pig sitting in someone's lap and getting brushed. The pig looks like it's smiling. End ID]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.