if you take a 40 mg edible, drink a cappuccino, and pour yourself a cocktail at 9 am. you too can start making banana bread, pick up your phone to check a measurement, forget what you were doing, and loom over a bowl of mashed banana for 10 minutes without moving

People with ADHD: LOOKA AT WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO TO EVEN GET A FRACTION OF OUR POWER

maybe you nerds should try a real “goblet of fire” and light up a bowl

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