My latest creation, the worlds first portable computer “the hatputer” has just been announced. You can learn more at www.hatputer.com
“Hatputer is the only workstation we need to develop our game, Burrito Galaxy. With the perfect portability it has to offer, and how difficult, yet fun it is to see things on this small screen- how could you work on anything else? It takes a long time to compile, and my head is REALLY hot, but it’s worth it.” - Swacksoft Softworks Workshop, Developers of “Burrito Galaxy”
“So much better than looking at a tv and definitely not impractical! Helps me get everything on the FIRST TRY IDIOT.” - Fashionistas hate him, Simpleflips (Mario 64 Speedrunner)
“FOR THE PAST 4 MONTHS I’VE BEEN USING THE HATPUTER TO COMPOSE MUSIC AFTER RECEIVING A $200 DOLLAR SPONSORSHIP DEAL. I HASTILY AGREED TO THE DEAL BECAUSE I’M A PATHETIC COWARD & NOW ALL MY MUSIC SOUNDS DISCORDANT & UNINTELLIGIBLE, BECAUSE I CAN’T SEE THE SCREEN. THE DEAL MEANT I GOT INSTALLED WITH AN IMPLANT THAT MILDLY ELECTROCUTES ME IF I BUY A NEW LAPTOP TO MAKE MUSIC ON. IT’S JUST ENOUGH TO FORCE ME TO LET OUT A PATHETIC WHIMPER IN THE STORE AS I TRY & BUY A LOWER RANGE DELL.” - IGLOOGHOST, 11 year old musician
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