A New Home

JOHN: * whoa! who the hell are you?

JADE: * im jade!!!

JOHN: * oh, so you can talk? huh.

JADE: * yes silly!! :P

JADE: * im a human like you!!!

JOHN: * whoa! i didn't expect to see another person.

JOHN: * wait that actually makes sense...

JOHN: * you're jane, right? the missing girl?

JADE: * nope! i already said!! i'm jade!

JADE: * jane is in the royal palace with the queen

JOHN: * oh. um. not being the only one here makes me feel... comforted, i guess.

JOHN: * and also a little disappointed, for some reason.

JOHN: * i thought i'd be the only human down here. living one, anyway.

JADE: * theres 7 of us!

JADE: * and now 8

JOHN: * no offence, but there's no way i'm staying down here. i'm getting out of here as soon as possible. i'd love to be part of your cool monster/human club, but i have to get home to my dad.

JADE: * oh um

JADE: * thats gonna be a bit of an issue :(

JADE: * i was just getting to that

JADE: * ummm soooo you actually cant leave

JOHN: * what the fuck?! what kind of a reason do you have for stopping me?!

JADE: * no no!! IM not stopping you!!! in fact im gonna help you get out of the ruins!!

JADE: * youre in the ruins by the way

JOHN: * why can't i leave?!?

JADE: * heehee did you not pay any attention in history class???

JADE: * the BARRIER!!!

JOHN: * oh god right. the fucking barrier.

JOHN: * so i'm stuck in here forever then.

JADE: * it's not so bad! youll find your place here!!

JADE: * oh yea

JADE: * you already know how to [STRIFE] right??

JOHN: * well, yeah, obviously.

JOHN: * hold on, i have to fight people??!

JADE: * yeah some monsters are kinda weird about strangers :/

JADE: * if you always make sure to [SPARE] youll have nothing to worry about!!!

JOHN: * ...jesus fucking christ.

JADE: * you look like you could use a glass of water... come with me!!

JOHN: * ...