Angry Wife Life

I keep hoping you’ll be the type of man to protect me.

Not just with your ideas but protection sometimes from myself.

Myself when I drink too much with a cup of water.

Myself when I was too busy to eat with a meal.

Myself when I’m too high to stop other men from fucking without a condom.

Myself when I’m insecure and need reassurance.

Crazy ass momma.

Mean ass sister in law.

Lazy AF punk ass husband.

He’ll eat the food in ya face and never ask you ever if ya want a bite. 🙄.

But. Not. A single. Complement. Not one.

It Says what it Says.

Just because the 🍆 is long and/or fat doesn’t mean you can be lazy or selfish.

I also secretly fantasize that they’d make a show like this for married people who want to get out.