angry, shocked & furious

Paranoid, spray-tanned, elderly Florida man unable to discern reality from fantasy. Baker Act explored.

So much fun

At least it’s free?

“Not illegal”… meaning legal. Weird grammar is catnip to morons.

I’ve always wondered if there’s a second-hand market for these types of toys and devices. Now you know.

Michael Cera - Dermatologist.

Jesus said “invest in bonds and max out that Roth IRA contribution.”

Bumper sticker word count is not indicative of being correct or level of intelligence. However there seems to be a relationship between the word count, low IQ, and being “right,” conservatively speaking.

How hood we talking?

“Mid century modern” is not the same as “Turn of the Century Modern.”

It IS quite “post modern.”

Pride.

Why is RFK Jr. face all busted?

That oval screams “creative.”