angrynephew

he specifically asked for ham and cheese sandwich which his mom made but when he saw that shes eating blueberry bagels, he got mad and said “thats my favorite bagel and now you have to share with me”

hes mad because his brother wouldnt play fortnite 

he started crying because a slug was on his shorts

hes mad because i told him that hes wearing his boots wrong

he cried because i wouldnt let him shower with me

hes mad because i made his milk “wrong”

he has the flu so ive been trying to hide from him and when he found me, he whispered, “im gonna get you sick”

he pooped while we were all loudly playing mario kart and when we finished the lap, we heard him crying because apparently, hes been saying “DONE” but no one heard him 

he got upset because i stopped him from licking the spilled food on the floor

he told me to do “paper” for rock, paper, scissors and i did rock

hes upset because i peed without him

he cried today because his feet are cold. when i offered to warm it, he cried harder

his mom wouldnt let him touch her cheeks while he drinks milk

my four year old nephew is crying today because his older brother is looking at him