Shitpost Central

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

@demegods

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

World heritage post

I learn everything the hard way btw

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

Speaking of medieval history, it's fun how the popular accounts are all "the peasantry disliked nobles, but typically loved the King and attributed any harmful decisions to bad advisors", and then the rare examples of surviving testimony from actual peasants are like "I hope the King literally explodes".

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.