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"My biggest mistake was thinking you could fix me. Only I can fix me."

you tell em ellen!!

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my nose go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

When you only text one person and they’re not responding.

Blue Ivy reacting to seeing herself on the screen during Beyonce’s VMA performance.