i really do not understand why fanfiction writers are so much better than 75% of people writing in film industry right now. like, the people who do this shit for free, have better writing than them. i don’t get it. 

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

There are 5 types of love languag- wrong there’s a 6th and it’s being weird together, if you unlock my weirdness it means you hold my heart, and I will ride or die with you. It’s the ultimate love language.

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit