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Eddie is the group’s mom

-“what is it, Greta? am I a slut, or a little shit?”

-“look at this mother fucker! he’s leaking hamburger helper!”

-“he beats his fists against the posts but still insists he sees the ghosts”

-“is she hot?” “… no, Richie! she’s not hot!”

-“is this not real enough for you, Billy? am I not real enough for you?!”

-“ROCK WARRRRRR!!!!!!!”

-“it’s basically… piss and shit, so, I’m just telling you!”

-“‘please don’t go, girl!’”

-“I’m glad I got to meet you before you died”

-“no!! do not fucking toucH ME!”

-“hey why don’t you shut the fuck up Einstein”

-“walking into this house, for me, is easier than walking into my own”

-“oh gosh! oh geez!”

-“I heard the list was as long as my wang” “that’s not saying much”

-“where’s my shoe?”

-“did you want one from me, too, Mrs. Kaspbrak?”

-“they’re gazebos! they’re bullshit!”

-“eggboy”

-“hang tough, new kid on the block”

-“do you even know what a staph infection is?!” “I’ll show you a staph infection!”

-“do you think this will help me, Eds?”

-“hiya, Georgie!”

-“wHAT THE FUCK”

Bev- Guys, we can’t.

Oh shit, I’ve been sucked into the clown kink 🤡

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