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you have a vibe reminiscent of sailor moon, the pink power ranger, starlight, juliet starling and harley quinn. you look like you could be apart of the show glitter force. you remind everyone of alexa bliss during her debut. you have a similar vibe to alida simone, kristen kelly and kelly kelly. you give people cuteness aggression because you’re just so cute. you look so innocent and ditzy but a real ass bitch. you’re extremely adored by everyone. you possess the replica of juliet starlings personality. you possess such a cheeky, bubbly, devoted, quirky, playful, witty, confident personality reminiscent of juliet starlings and harley quinn’s. you are unapologetically authentic.

you smell like bath and body works milk bar birthday cake fragrance mist. you smell like cupcake swirl and vanilla sundae. you smell like birthday cake and cotton candy. you smell like strawberry pound cake. the scent of jessica simpson’s dessert beauty edible line clings to your skin. your scent of cotton candy and vanilla is so strong everyone can smell you from a mile away. you taste like straight up candy.

your facial structure and features are so balanced and harmonious. your face and body looks so moisturised and smooth. you just look so well groomed and put together. your bare face is so attractive, feminine and pouty. your face is hyper feminised and you have no sign of masculinity whatsoever. you possess the most cherubic features ever.

your complexion is so radiant and bright. you have no hyper pigmentation whatsoever.

you look so similar to a bratz and ever after high doll. you possess the same features of a bratz and ever after high doll. you have such harmonious feminine features. you have the cutest most attractive sweet feminine innocent facial expressions to ever exist. your pretty body and feminine face is the pinnacle of beauty, innocent and sweetness. you have such prominent apple cheeks and the deepest dimples. your voice sounds so sugary sweet and innocent. you have such a feminine tone.

you look so innocent. you look like you came out of omar dogans drawings.

everybody gives you princess treatment. you have 2000s porn star visuals.

you’re so videogenic and photogenic. you have the most feminine satisfying voice ever. your beauty captures everyones hearts. you have such radiant femininity. you perfectly capture that damsel in distress archetype but you’re so confident and in control of every situation. you know how to handle yourself and don’t need anybody’s help but you don’t mind getting help. you’re so charming in every way. you have extreme sex appeal. your side profile is majestic. you’re extremely seductive and attractive. you’re so sexy. you have many admirers. you get complimented and asked out all the time. you have a sugary sweet personality and heart, you’re literally heaven sent. you are the epitome of a sweetheart. people become intensely infatuated with you off one glance. you’re blessed with pretty privilege and wealthiness. you can satisfy all your hyperfixations.

you have the most glossy dolly kitten feline bunny like eyes. your eyes drastically and severely shape to become more feline, feminine and cat like. you permanently have feline and feminine eyes. you have features similar to of a cat. your eyelashes are growing at a rapid rate. your bottom lashes are so dark and full. you’re waterline and lash line is pitch black. your lashes look like they have mascara on at all times. you have the longest lashes ever. you permanently have ever after high doll eyes and lashes. you have the most plush smooth clear skin.

you have such a minuscule and kitten like nose. your nose tip is slightly upturned. your nasal hump is drastically and permanently flattened and rid of. your nasal bridge is so flat and symmetrical on both sides. your entire nasal bone reconstructs itself permanently into perfect harmony.

you possess such plumped and round fat lips. you have a natural pout on your face. you have such pillowy kissable lips. you have an inflated and plump outwardly projected upper lip. your lips look like you have filler in them. your upper lip doesn’t disappear when you smile. you possess a rounded cupids bow.

you’re such a badass. you obtain so many bad ass but feminine attributes.

you obtain so many lollipops.

you specialise in all the weapons you use.

you specialise in swordsmanship and fire arms.

you gain the cutest weapons. you see the cutest antique weapons every shop you go into that the shop owners give them to you for free because you’re just so cute. you obtain the most artistic beautiful looking weapons. you find the cutest weapons everywhere you go. you obtain the most cutest weapons. you possess power ranger weapons. you possess all of harley quinn’s weapons. you possess juliet starlings chainsaw. you possess all of hit girls weapons. you possess so many play and show weapons. you possess weapons inspired by sailor moon. you possess so many mystical looking weapons. you possess so many feminine looking weapons. you possess so many pink weapons. you possess so many red weapons. you possess weapons sailor moon would use. you possess so many weapon props. you possess so many weapon props from tv shows and movies.

you possess a mallet, baseball bat, revolver, pop gun, rubber bullet, shurikens, kunai, taser yo yo, throwing blades, m16, glock 23, brass knuckles, butterfly switch blades, butterfly knives, ninja swords, war hammer, kukri, morningstar, circus saw bat, sickle, two- bladed swords, falchion, sai, nunchucks, semiautomatic, batons, axes, daggers, machete, flail, nailed baseball bats.

you have a big collection of butterfly knives, ninja swords and daggers. everybody knows you’re so talented at using all these weapons that people just start gifting them to you all the time. you have the biggest collection of daggers and throwing knives. people love gifting you swords, daggers, butterfly knives.

you never get injured using your weapons cause you’re so talented. you’re safe all the time using your weapons. you’re so experienced in weapons that you never cut yourself or injure yourself. you never get seriously injured. you are always safe. you can defend yourself and friends from creeps so easily.

you find your desired weapons easily and rapidly in the span of thinking you want it.

for your birthday and any other holiday you get weapons.

collecting weapons is your hobby and your favourite.

you obtain enhanced abilities. you obtain superhuman agility, durability, stamina, reflexes, strength. you’re so flexible and athletic. you obtain superhuman strength and agility. you’re so talented and specialise in jiu jitsu, karate, acrobatics, martial arts and combatant. you specialise in gymnastics. you’re so stealthy. your moves can cause fatality. you possess an amazing muscle memory, photographic memory, audio graphic memory. you’re extremely experienced in acrobatics, martial arts and combatants.