Markiplier Cinematic Lore Theories

lester and his s/o (who is a demigod going with him on his quest) practically adopt meg, and meg jokingly calls y/n mom/dad/parental figure #1 and calls apollo/lester dad like ksjcjdisbf cksjsbdocusb

omgg I absolutely love this!!!

y/n is probably accompanying apollo on his quest (will or any of the apollo kids probably saw them flirting back and forth at camp and just went "y/n should come with us! They'll be a big help!!")

Throughout the entire quest everyone just starts calling y/n mom/uncle/guardian figure #2 and then they start calling apollo dad and it never ceases to make them both blush (despite apollo being a HUGE flirt)

The Booties

And now I’m imagining...

Song: Cliche by Mxmtoon

-You two are the couple that everyone wants

- Meeting Minx and her ready to curb stomp anyone who wants to or has harmed you

- You two rarely argue cause you both are very open about your feelings

- But when you two do argue it never lasts more than a day

- Karl will always be the first to apologize 

- His family loving you

- Always wants to touch you

- For example when you two are driving has a hand on your thigh or holding your hand

- When you two are walking an arm over your shoulder or holding your hand

- Cuddles are a must!

- His ideal night is watching Ratatouille, good food, you, cuddles

- Having a minecraft world together and it looking super cute

- You being very serious about your plants if you have any

- Naming your plants together 

- Karl showing them to stream proudly

- Loves how cute you are

- Melts when you hug him and look up/ down at him smiling

- Making bears together at Build-a-Bear

- And making them for each other/ based off of each other

- Is the type of boyfriend to have a period tracker on his phone so he knows (Sorry if you can’t relate to this! I wanted to add this cause I’m on my period :/)

- If he saw you cry because of cramps he almost started crying but didn’t want to make you sadder

- Babie just hates seeing you in pain

-Not very jealous because he trusts you 

- But he does have his moments

- When he does get jealous tries to make it obvious you two are together

when I tell you I am such a simp for karl-

help🥺

let me just start off by saying

that karl’s love language is so obviously affection

like, have you seen how touchy this man is?

anyways

many days are spent just staying in and cuddling together

in bed

watching all the christmas movies

including disney christmas movies

MATCHING. UNGLY. CHRISTMAS. SWEATERS

and posting so many photos with you guys literally just always wearing the same sweater

including mirror selfies where he kisses your cheek

you’d both show up at an event wearing christmas hats

and give no fucks that no one else was wearing any christmassy things

he would probably book a christmas cabin

just for the two of you

(sometimes with the bois, but we don’t talk about them)

and you’d read a book aloud for him by the fireplace

whilst his head lay on you lap

and you brush your fingers through his brown locks

calming him as he stared at the fire

and you’d make food together in the small kitchen

feeling like there was no-one else in the world at that moment

and if it was the right mood, he’d pul you away from cooking and start dancing with you slowly

basically just hugging you and moving from on leg to the other along to the low music playing

very very cute and cozy

you’d spend A LOT of time together at christmas time

like, there had to be a good excuse to why you weren’t seeing each other every day

because he is touch starved at this time of year🤧

I’m soft.

Sapnap: damn, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud?

Cop: sure, whatever

- In traffic court -