June

still thinking about conclave

funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

This is the exact post that got me into delirious Benitez brainrot to cope under the 35°c IV index EXTREME weather in mandatory ROTC at 7am

This is what made Tony Hawk such a big deal, btw

[Image ID: Tweet from whaleFact (@/ aWhaleFact) reading: very few whales can do a kickflip but also very few skateboarders could eat 40 million krill in one day, everyone has their strengths and weaknesses /End ID]

Lamento boliviano is the wonderwall of latam

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.