It’s insane how Chris Pratt’s mario voice is so lazy and weird, like why even accept the role when you can’t even try to sound like Mario? Meanwhile Jack Black’s voice is absolutely perfect, genuinely a phenomenal villain voice and doesn’t even sound like it’s Jack voicing it. AND HAVING THEM IN THE SAME MOVIE TOGETHER

imagine thinking the natural water you find in the ocean, from which all life emerged, is bad for your lungs, and the best form of protection is to artificially bottle and pressurize air and use a complicated series of tubes to force it into your mouth 🙃

Can’t we just bully illumination to let someone better voice Mario, the way we did with Sony to redesign Sonic

the people suggesting we should edit crisp rat’s voice lines out of the mario movie and replace them with mario’s in game babble are very big brain, but I think splicing the dubs together so mario is the only character speaking italian would be Inspired