Confessions of the Vertically Challenged

Such a turd! (at Another Broken Egg Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CokzOpjOvGp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

It’s guaranteed to be a perfect night when my paramour is in town!!!! Love you @chickadeea16!!!! I’m so excited that you’ll be here for Valentine’s Day!!!! #CherryValleyLodge https://www.instagram.com/p/Coj3lm_Otro/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My baby!!!!!! He’s back!!!!!!!! Thank you @threecbodyshop for restoring my car to his former glory! #WelcomeHomeGrayson #ReunitedAndIrFeelsSoGood https://www.instagram.com/p/CofugbSujan/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

GAME DEY!!!!!!!! #WhoDey #defendingthattitle https://www.instagram.com/p/CnuupCDOCjU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Such a sad sack! #justanothermonday #hemissesthefloof #pout https://www.instagram.com/p/CnfA3lUuv9b/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My baby boy looks so handsome!!!! #snugglyteddybear #lessfloofybutstillchonky https://www.instagram.com/p/Cne1844uC-1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Boy am I a lucky woman! For New Year’s Day, babe took a page from Julia Child’s book and made Coq Au Vin!!! 😋 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm5GW5iPRqs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

PROST!!!!!! Finally got my shot ski!!!! Happy New Year!!! (at Hofbrauhaus Columbus) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm3EunoLaUh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Ashley says, “I wore lipstick for this!” 😂 Happy New Year’s!!!! (at Hofbrauhaus Columbus) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2wIIgOxq4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Feeling extra fancy!!! Thank you @kathrynaileenhill for my new decanter!!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CmpDIenOBK3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Shoe shopping makes everything better!!! It makes my heart warm to see that smile on Grandpa’s face! 🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmozn4eOPub/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

31 years and we still can’t take serious photos 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnFOTbuxE6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Talk about some whiskey business #glugglugwoohoo 🥃🛢️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CmnA8tBOdbt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Merry Christmas from Halloween Town!!!! 💀👻🎃🦇🎁 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmmKqNfugZB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Game Day beer is a go!!!! #WhoDey #GoHawks #FootballSunday https://www.instagram.com/p/Clwt0EvOM1x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=