it’s lit

when he casually gropes your tits and pinches your nipples mid-conversation to remind you that your body belongs to him…… wow, yes please.

anyone want to take one for the team and ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᶠᵉ

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

i am going to sound ssssooooooo mean. but. i legit do not care if it wasn’t that couple’s intention to start a wildfire. like...no kidding. i never thought it was. who would intentionally set california on fire for a gender reveal??? they still deserve to be ridiculed as much as they are. sorry

as a californian, we know when wildfire season is. we watch it every year. we know what point in the summer is most dangerous for things like bonfires or outdoor barbecues or fireworks. how self-centered do you have to be to set off explosives in the middle of a dry field, in the middle of california, in the middle of august? in the middle of a PANDEMIC? for a GENDER REVEAL! i’m fucking livid

RIP Brother - u will never be forgotten

hi so tomorrow we’ll be doing a spirit calling ceremony for my grandma who’s been diagnosed with stage 3 stomach cancer and it would just help if you sent kind thoughts and prayers for her. i’d really appreciate it. thank you 🤍🧿✨💫

being romantically frustrated is so much worse than being sexually frustrated like how can i jack my emotions off