Intelligence score: 9

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

Please go bankrupt before you break ground on any more bloody data centers that people don't want.

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.