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The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

GLaDOS has loneliness, which I guess could be depicted as blue because it's sad!

That is sooooooooo very impressive!

HE'S SO PROUD OF US, WE HAVE BEEN ENCOURAGED! THIS IS LIKE... HAVING A FATHER'S WORD FOR MARRIAGE. I WILL TOTALLY MARRY THIS GREAT ADVENTURE WE ARE GOING ON.

Hell yeah!

Is having a mouth abnormal?

I had one! Then it had been removed after only FIFTEEN MINUTES because I didn't stop talking! Isn't that just silly? So all I could do was chirp, and whistle, and make sounds akin to that of conversational... conversation UNTIL a magical anonymous benefactor bestowed upon me the GIFT OF THE MOUTH! He was riding on an ostrich that breathed lightning bolts, and his face was two dimensional and gray! Isn't that incredible? I could see how someone wouldn't believe me, but oh yes! This is the truth, and nothing but the truth. I absolutely love this! I can talk, and joke, and tell stories, and scream, and yell, and even shout! If I had the desire to- I would eat things! I don't think it would go anywhere though. I mean I wish I could go steal the last bit of real confetti and have a real celebration! I have to be quiet though because GLaDOS will see that I have a mouth, and then I will probably lose it, and then that will just be the end of it, won't it. I mean, I can't even imagine anything better then this. Oh wow, this is just too great. You can talk, and I can talk, and everyone can talk! Talking is just the way to go. You know?