Not So Wise Words Of Andi

“The floor smells weird”

“Hold on to your man like he’s a jumpball” 🏀🏀🏀

“He molested my eyebrows with man spit!”

“Just scrunch your face up! Then no one can tell if you’re ugly or not.”

“If it involves food it’s totally worth it”

“If oranges were blue would they be called blue or bloranges?”

I control the beds so I control sleep!

“Woah, it’s ugly!”

“If boys can have girl eyeballs, can girls have boy eyeballs?”

“There’s elephants! Oh please don’t be ugly. Aaannnnd it’s ugly. Dang”

“He has girl eyeballs.”

“Why didn’t you tell me tumblr had all this crap! Now I wanna press all the buttons!”