warrior

  Hello, Andie. I’m Xavier.

Nice to meet you. I like your name.

  Damn, that sucks. At least you’re talking to me, right? Looking at your pretty face is pleasing enough.

Well, thanks. I'm Andie, by the way.

  Screw me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that Elvis over there?

There's no way you're getting me in bed. I hope you know that.

  What about… If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I'd probably laugh and say "zero percent". Try again.

  That might work.

I hope it does.

  What kind of lines work on you, then? 

Can't tell you that. That'd be cheating. You'll just have to figure it out.

  It was a good one, but not everyone is a hot pizza.

Maybe I just won't give them time to answer.

  I’m sorry.

You should be. I was really proud of that one.

Probably not. Y'know, since I just gave it to you.

  I didn’t mean to. 

But you did. Now I have to go find a new one.

  I’m so using that.

You're welcome.

  What if they’re all like “No, I’m not a Caeser’s pizza”? Then what do you do?

Oh, crap. Way to ruin my mood.