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There seems to be an over abundance of immature assholes, who think they have to be tough and mean in order to be cool. It’s like because they watched 50 shades of gray or found some kinky porn they think that girls like men who are rough and aggressive, who are selfish and only care about themselves. Men who try to exert their control over women with no regard for their well being, rushing into things without thinking because they’re too concerned with getting something now.

News flash: if this is you, you’re missing the point. You think pressuring someone, coming on strong, and trying to get your dick wet as fast as possible is going to work out? How’s that going so far? Yeah, I bet you just didn’t yell loud enough when you were trying to demand things, that’s probably it. Oh, of course, I forgot, it’s her fault...

You want to make a girl drip with excitement? Why don’t you start with some fucking self discipline and subtlety? Make her feel like she’s special, and that you know she’s special (because, come on, she is) and treat her as such. Open the occasional door. Give a compliment once in a while. Make her feel safe, secure, valued. Communicate your feelings, it’s not rocket science. Trust me, chivalry isn’t dead.

If you can make her feel as valuable as you think she is, she won’t be able to keep a pair of panties dry. Every time she thinks of you, she’ll think of all that sexy nice stuff you did for her, and how special she feels when she’s around you. Then you can start to ask for what you want, and she’ll be eager to show you how valuable she thinks you are.