professional vil and Crowley simp

did a whole bunch of twitter rarepair requests from this rad pose meme 

here’s the oc template I made! however, you can use it for anything you like if you don’t do ocs!! pls like/reblog is you like it?

THE WEAKEST PARTS OF THE MALE ANATOMY ARE:

EYES

NOSE

GROIN

A HARD ENOUGH HIT TO THE BALLS WILL CAUSE TESTICULAR TORSION

DO NOT TUCK YOUR THUMB IN YOUR FIST LIKE THIS OR YOU WILL BREAK IT ON THE NEXT PUNCH

DO THIS

YOU CAN USE HORNET SPRAY IF YOU DO NOT HAVE PEPPER SPRAY/MACE OF YOUR OWN

TW: R*PE, cussing, weapons

I’ve been seeing a bunch of ladies (and a couple of guys, bless them) posting and warning on tiktok about April 24th.  If you don’t have tiktok or don’t know what it’s all about, basically a couple of assholes declared April 24th a “national holiday” called National Rape Day where it was “okay” to sexually assault someone.  Obviously this is wrong, for countless reasons, and I wanted to remind you all (even the boys, because it happens to everyone.) to be safe tomorrow.

  Take protection wherever you go.  Don’t go out alone, and it would be a whole hell of a lot better if you took a trusted male figure with you wherever you went—Dad, older brother, grandpa, anyone.   Take protection, a pocket knife, a gun if you have concealed carry, pepper spray, the whole shebang.  Hairspray also works really good as a substitute for pepper spray (little me found that out the hard way when I was messing with mum’s hair stuff) and there are also protective keychains.