abel

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

your ocs should be friends with mine btw. my ocs told me they want to be friends with yours. theyre too shy to ask so i have to tell you. my ocs are asking your ocs to be friends with them

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

men that are loverboys are going extinct and the un is doing fuck all about it

what is the solution this is urgent

no criticism of my run on idiot english sentences will ever be as scathing as that one time when i wrote like two sentences and someone that reblogged the post tagged it with "read later"

mocking you for actually buying me minecraft youtuber concert tickets

dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time

they should give me landmines

im the guy that says this is the best movie ever made immediately after every movie i watch btw

The haters try to put me in a crate at night