Most Ardently

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

my new year’s resolution is to stop

You’re 0-2 is my new favorite shade.

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)

Reblogging again for that great addition.

I love this because in some parliamentary systems it is unparliamentary language to imply a representative is lying. However, you can make a case for arbitrarily dropping coins into a box.

EXPLAIN!!!

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now

mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

the fact that the sun is going down earlier and earlier is the worst thing ever because i honest to god can’t convince my body to do actual work. like as soon as it’s night outside my body is automatically like “no work. only sleep” and im just like “it’s fucking 4:30 pm and i have an essay due tomorrow please work with me here”

*starts my dissertation with “I was gonna post a hot take but yall ain’t ready”*

Cruel Angel’s Hot Take

“Martin Luther’s 95 Hot Takes”