So theyâve already put up the Christmas lights at the local shopping center right and one part of the display are these big festive phrases hung between the buildings; yâknow standard stuff like âBelieveâ and âWishâ-- and for whatever reason, âDing dongâ. But the thing is if you stand on one side of the road half of it is blocked from view so it just looks like someone decided to write âDONGâ in massive fuck-off glowing letters and hang it in the middle of the high street and tbh itâs the closest thing to a Christmas miracle Iâve ever seen














