RP Blog-On Haitus

sucks, don't it? the moment you realize you don't know shit.

hey you. dumbass.

didn't you ever misjudge someone?

damn you for making me do this. this was you, don't me. you did this to us! this was you! not me!

so this is where you plan to do it?

at least i have the balls to call this what it is: murder.

why don't you hush up?

you really believe they're gonna buy whatever bullshit story you cook up?

they'll get over you. they've done it before.

why? why now? i thought we worked this all out.

we tried to kill each other.

is that what you want?

i know you. you won't be able to live with this.

come on. raise your gun.

they are fucking with the wrong people.

you hear that?

why don't you just piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

how come we never hooked up?

got a way with words, don't i?

you're a man of god. have some faith.

you need to know something.

maybe you people are better off without me.

maybe i'm fooling myself.

go on. there's the door. you can do better. let's see how far you get.

get one thing straight. if you're staying, this isn't a democracy anymore.

you earn what you take.

that was bullshit.

i made a choice.

you're beat. your people are down.

i'll get out of it. i always do.

we could have a future.

i am bigger. i am badder. and i got a bat.

it's not over until he's dead.

what happened, what we did, what we lost... there's gotta be something there. all this, all this is just what was. there's gotta be something after.

what happened to their guns?

they're at the door. they were gonna get in.

i killed them. i saved you.

i still know how to survive.

all life is precious.

i was wrong. i thought that after living behind these walls for so long that... maybe they couldn't learn.

if we work together, we'll rebuild the walls.

there'll be more. there's got to be more.

we're not safe with him.

why do you need him?

what do you want?

i think we should take our chances.

don't be foolish. there's no food, no fuel, no ammo...

what was that?

we need to leave. i mean, what are we waiting for?

it came from over there.

the last thing we need is for everyone to go running off in the dark.

no one's going anywhere.

what are you doing here?

you can never tell anyone.

she's in a better place.

if you believe it, you're an idiot.

did he say something?

i don't need you to patronize me. everyone either avoids me or they treat me like i'm crazy.

this could have been handled better.

you don't get it, do you?

we all have suffered.

i'm not going out there without my gun.

i've never seen a gorilla drive a car before. but if you put it in a museum, i'm not gonna call it art.

would you please talk some sense into your lover?

i hope we're not boring you.

i'm a good shot.

if i say something, will you promise not to be mad?

we couldn't just leave him behind.

people died trying to get you here.

are they alive?

i just didn't want anyone to die.

i can do it myself. i have to... while i still can.

where did you get this?

you poisoned them.

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION

i'm very grateful for you.

you're very important to me.

you make me want to be a better person.

you're doing a good job, you know.

i can tell you're trying your hardest.

you constantly impress me.

what's going on? tell me everything.

i'm here to listen to you.

i love you so much.

you know you matter to me, right?

i don't know what i'd do without you.

you were right about everything.

if it matters to you, it matters to me.

i believe in you.

PHYSICAL TOUCH

[ caress ] sender soothes a nervous receiver by stroking their hands up and down receiver's arms

[ absentminded ] sender casually takes receiver's hand in public, laces their fingers, and doesn't let go

[ shoulder ] sender listens to receiver speak and sets a hand on their shoulder while doing so, offering comfort

[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around them, hugging them close

[ smack ] sender gives receiver's butt an affectionate smack as they walk past them

[ dinner ] at dinner, sender reaches across the table and takes receiver's hand

[ check ] sender reaches out to touch receiver, expressing concern for them

[ cuddle ] sender and receiver snuggle

RECEIVING GIFTS

i saw this yesterday, and i had to get it for you.

this reminded me of you.

you said you didn't have one... so i figured i'd get it for you.

i hope you like it. i picked it out just for you.

i loved making this for you.

i know you had a rough week, so i hope this makes you feel better.

it's all for you!

[ birthday ] sender brings receiver a present on their birthday

[ just because ] sender surprises receiver with a gift

[ grateful ] sender gets a present from receiver and expresses their utmost gratitude

[ flowers ] sender brings receiver a bouquet of their favorite flowers

[ candy ] sender gifts receiver with their favorite candy

QUALITY TIME

i'm not going anywhere. i want to stay here with you.

why don't we spend some time together?

i'd rather be alone with you.

let's plan a vacation.

feel like taking a walk? the weather's nice.

i just want to be with you.

this weekend is all about us.

can we plan for some alone time?

[ walk ] sender and receiver go for a comfortable evening stroll

[ bake ] sender and receiver bake something together

[ decorate ] sender and receiver attend a painting class together

[ relax ] sender and receiver relax on the beach

[ craft ] sender helps receiver with a project they've been working on

ACTS OF SERVICE

let me get that for you.

i'll take care of it! i've got it!

you go and sit down. i've got this covered.

i've planned our entire trip. you don't have to lift a finger.

everything's all taken care of!

sit back down! i'll clean up!

i know it was stressing you out. that's why i took care of it.

i'll help you with that.

i watered your plants.

[ breakfast ] sender brings receiver breakfast in bed

[ blanket ] sender notices receiver is cold, so they bring them a blanket and drape it over their shoulders

[ jacket ] sender offers receiver their coat

[ soup ] knowing receiver is sick, sender brings them a bowl of hot soup

Muse A has known for some time they would marry. Marriage was how one kept the line going, territories strong. The person of Muse A’s parents choosing is said to be strong and valiant. An excellent match. But aren’t they all?

Their finance is not as thrilled with their matching. So it falls on Muse B, their brother/sister, to guard and keep them company in their sibling’s stead.

In the year that Muse A stays in their finance’s home, intended for Muse A to get to know the ways and customs of their new land and for matched couples to grow closer, it is Muse B that A becomes closer too.  Having fallen in love with the wrong brother/sister how will Muse A contend with these feelings when the love of their life is to be their in-law and not husband/wife?

Additional plot option: Muse B falls in love with Muse A too.

Additional plot option: The intended does love Muse A, but B and A still fall in love.

They’ve always hugged, but lately those hugs linger just a beat too long.

Sharing a bed during a trip—neither of them sleeps much because they’re too aware of the other’s presence.

Accidentally slipping into couple habits (buying each other food, remembering their exact coffee order, fixing their collar, etc.).

Friends teasing them for acting like a couple… and both of them freezing because it hits a little too close.

One notices the other’s dating profile and feels irrationally territorial.

The line between “friendly banter” and “flirting” has gotten blurry.

A partner/bystander points it out bluntly: “You know they’re in love with you, right?”

A fight about boundaries—because one of them wants more, but is terrified of losing the friendship.

A drunken kiss that neither of them can stop thinking about.

Everyone else assumes they’re together already… and they can’t quite correct them.

“Do you have any idea what it does to me when you look at me like that?”

“You’re supposed to be my safe place, not the reason my chest feels like it’s going to explode.”

“We can’t—God, we can’t cross that line.”

“Say it. Say you don’t feel it too, and I’ll drop it.”

“You don’t get to touch me like that and still call it friendship.”

“Stop smiling at me like I’m yours.”

“If this is just friendship, then why can’t I breathe when you’re this close?”

“You’re going to ruin me, and you don’t even know it.”

“One more second like this, and I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”

“Tell me you don’t want me, and I’ll believe you.”

“Don’t kiss me like that and pretend it means nothing.”

“We’re not supposed to do this. We’re not supposed to feel this.”

“I’d rather lose my mind than lose you, and right now I think I’m losing both.”

“Do you want me to beg? Is that what this is?”

“If we cross this line, nothing will ever be the same. And God help me, I still want to.”

“If you keep touching me like that, I won’t be able to stop.”

“Friends don’t ache when the other leaves the room. So what does that make us?”

“Tell me to go, and I will. Please—say something before I do something we can’t take back.”

“Don’t call me your best friend when you’re looking at me like I’m more.”

“If this is nothing, then why does it feel like everything?”

“You don’t get it, do you? Every time you smile at me, it feels like a promise.”

“You’re in my head all the time, and it’s killing me. Friends aren’t supposed to feel like this.”

“If we cross this line, you’re not just my friend anymore. You’re my downfall.”

“You’re standing too close.”

“Do you even know what you’re doing to me right now?”

“Stop making me want something I can’t have.”

“I can’t lose you to this, but God, I can’t stop wanting you either.”

“You’re looking at me weird.”

“That wasn’t a… friendly thing to say.”

“Do you always stand this close?”

“Why does it feel different when it’s you?”

“You’re supposed to be my best friend, not the one making my heart race.”

“That… didn’t sound like a joke.”

“Stop holding me like that. Friends don’t hold each other like that.”

“Do you even realize how you’re looking at me right now?”

“Don’t call me yours. You don’t mean it.”

“I can’t breathe when you touch me like that.”

“Say we’re still just friends. Lie to me.”

“We’re not supposed to want this.”

“If this is nothing, then why does it feel like everything?”

“One more second and I’m not going to be able to stop myself.”

“Every time you laugh, I forget we’re not allowed to be more.”

“Tell me you don’t feel it. Please. Tell me I’m imagining this.”

“You can’t just kiss me and act like it means nothing.”

“I’m trying so hard not to want you, and you’re making it impossible.”

“If you keep looking at me like that, I swear I’ll ruin everything.”

“Tell me to go, or I’m not going to.”

“You’re mine. God help me, I don’t care what we call it—you’re mine.”

“I’d rather destroy this friendship than pretend I don’t want you anymore.”

“Do you want me to beg? Because I will.”

“We’ve already crossed the line. The second I realized I loved you, we did.”

“Stop staring at me like that. You’re my best friend.”

“You can’t just… say stuff like that. We’re supposed to be friends.”

“Friends don’t make my heart do backflips when they smile.”

“Why does it feel like I’m cheating when you go on dates?”

“Don’t hold my hand if you don’t mean it.”

“We’ve been friends for years, so why does it suddenly feel different?”

“Don’t kiss me like that if you’re going to pretend it didn’t happen.”

“You’re supposed to be the one I tell about my crush, not be the crush.”

“That’s not a friendly kind of jealousy.”

“If we’re just friends, then why do I feel like you’re mine?”

❛  if anyone asks, tell them i won't let you leave me.  ❜ ❛  you're allowed to get injured, but you're not allowed to hide it from me.  ❜ ❛  i mean, i would've seen right through you regardless, it serves no purpose pretending in front of me.  ❜ ❛  of course, i'm alive. who else would take care of you?  ❜ ❛  you can sleep now, i'm here. i'll always be here.  ❜ ❛  tell me when you are in danger ... tell me when you are hurt. don't worry about bothering me.  ❜ ❛  i won't leave, i'll stay with you until tomorrow. both in your dreams and in reality.  ❜ ❛  you are the one who guides me in my dreams, so i can find you again.  ❜ ❛  i will not let tragedy repeat itself.  ❜ ❛  i'm sleepy, let's get this over with.  ❜ ❛  promise me you won't cry anymore.  ❜ ❛  you alone are enough.  ❜ ❛  did you always get what you wanted when you waited?  ❜ ❛  i don't have a type. i only have ... a person who captivates me.  ❜ ❛  everything is spiraling out of control, how can you pretend you're not affected?  ❜ ❛  maybe it's because ... i love you a little more than you realize.  ❜ ❛  if you were an art piece, then whoever created you must have loved you dearly.  ❜ ❛  what if i told you i was always like this?  ❜ ❛  there is nothing more powerful than relying on yourself to get your act together. believe in yourself.  ❜ ❛  you should know very well that i adore you. there is no love purer than mine.  ❜ ❛  i won't lose. i have someone i must protect.  ❜ ❛  i can see what i look like in your eyes. can you see yourself in my eyes, too?  ❜ ❛  if life were a photo album, then i wish every page had a picture of you in it.  ❜ ❛  you don't need to be perfect, you just need to be yourself. that's more than enough for me.  ❜ ❛  i never thought i'd find peace in someone else, but here you are.  ❜ ❛  i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you.  ❜ ❛  when you first held my hand that day for the first time, i knew i'd never get away.  ❜ ❛  want some help? yes? no? maybe so?  ❜ ❛  so even if i can't reach you, i'm somewhere close to you ... waiting for you to come back.  ❜ ❛  time can't heal everything, nor can someone simply forget the pain. however, people can become accustomed to sorrow.  ❜ ❛  not everyone is born with the privilege of being a normal person.  ❜ ❛  real life doesn't always have happy endings. however ... with you here, my story won't end in tragedy.  ❜ ❛  if i had know we would be separated for years after that day, i would have made more happy memories with you.  ❜ ❛  i need you. i have never denied that. it's just ... it's not the kind of need that you think it is.  ❜ ❛  if i'm able to see you sunday, i'll start getting excited thursday.  ❜ ❛  another new demand of yours? i'm all ears.  ❜ ❛  thank you for being my stress relief.  ❜ ❛  if you keep looking at me like that, i won't show you any mercy.  ❜ ❛  i'm not someone who takes advantage of others. but there are times when ... i can't help myself.  ❜ ❛  i don't mind spending the whole night with you.  ❜

Sentence starters taken from Shoot From the Hip's mini-special. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit, but please do not add to this list !

❝ Can we get a round of applause for YOUR MUM? ❞

❝ [ She's / He's / They're ] a massive bitch! ❞

❝ This is just sexual, but here we are! ❞

❝ Another muscle-bound prick! ❞

❝ Look at the definition on [ his / her / their ] back! ❞

❝ Why are you coming onto my mum? ❞

❝ Ah, I wish I had [ his / her / their ] muscles! ❞

❝ How is this letter changing accents word by word? ❞

❝ Maybe you should go read a fucking book. ❞

❝ There's a little 'well done' in brackets! ❞

❝ But that's my cheese! ❞

❝ You're always so intense when it comes to dairy products. ❞

❝ IT'S JUST CHEESE. ❞

❝ You youngsters, with your fidelity and your gay people! ❞

❝ It's so beautiful and politically charged! ❞

❝ I had [ him / her / them ] on purpose, but [ he's / she's / they're ] gonna be a mistake! ❞

❝ Daddy, I just want a fucking hug! ❞

❝ START THE GAME. ❞

❝ You look just like your Tinder profile. ❞

❝ Read my finger! ❞

❝ There's a squirrel... on the ceiling... ❞

❝ Barbados is on the naughty list! All of it! ❞

❝ We just fuck about in August. ❞

❝ How do you even assemble a Nintendo Switch?! ❞

❝ I finally took that test! ❞

❝ Yeah, I fucking hate winter! ❞

❝ I was expecting a sexy lady with a big beard. ❞

❝ I should put my chest away. ❞

❝ You're the one who's ruined Christmas for everyone! ❞

OT3s where they’ve all been friends for a long time, but when Muse A and Muse B start dating they both realize that things aren’t the same without Muse C and they both want to date Muse C too.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse B used to date, and broke up long before Muse C comes along, but once Muse A starts to date them, Muse B realises they never really got over them and wants them back, with Muse C as an added bonus.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have been best friends forever, but they don’t get to spend as much time together now that Muse C is dating one of them. At least not until someone jokingly suggests that Muse C date both of them, and the suggestion becomes a reality.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse B are best friends. Muse A is dating Muse C, but Muse C is also attracted to Muse B. Which is awkward until Muse C finds out that Muse B is attracted to both Muse C and Muse A. Now the only question for Muse C is how to get both Muse A and Muse B into bed together.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse C are dating, but Muse C accidentally stumbles into Muse B’s bed while intoxicated. Muse C is horrified by their mistake the next morning until Muse B reveals that nothing happened and that Muse A used to date them anyway. Now Muse C can’t help but wonder what might have happened between them and Muse B. Even though they are perfectly happy with Muse A, they can’t stop having fantasies about Muse B and avoiding them as a result. Once Muse A finds out Muse C’s secret fantasy, they get together with Muse B and decide to surprise Muse C with it.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have been friends forever and they share everything, so when they meet Muse C, it only makes sense to them to share Muse C too. Unfortunately Muse C is not as on board with the idea, so Muse A and Muse B set out to seduce Muse C together.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse B have few things in common, namely: they both hate each other, they’re both dating Muse C, and neither of them knows it. Once they find out that Muse C is dating both of them, they try to make Muse C choose. Muse C refuses to choose between Muse A and Muse B and says they’re going to date both of them or neither of them. Neither Muse A or Muse B is willing to give up Muse C, so they both grudgingly agree. Unfortunately for them, Muse C insists that they at least try and get along, and unwilling to lose them they start spending time together to see why Muse C thinks the other one is so great.

OT3s where Muse A and Muse B met at a party and hit it off, but they got separated over the course of the night and Muse B ended up going home with Muse C. Which would be fine, except Muse B is now pregnant and when she goes to tell Muse C, Muse A answers the door. Apparently Muse A and Muse C are roommates/best friends. Can the three of them work something out before the baby arrives? 

A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc.

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₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of loose quotes taken from the last kingdom (netflix, 2015). these quotes are from various seasons and characters of the tv show. writing/roleplaying prompts. from fluff to angst! feel free to edit as you see fit; happy writing!

Rowland woke to an empty bed and the sound of the other scuffling about in the room. He looked them over as he stretched, pillowing his head on an arm.

Richard Harmon as Erik Campbell