Girlllll can you do this request please,
About James, Gun, Samuel and Jake finding out the reader reads bl fics/smut.
You had left your phone on the table after forgetting to pack something in your bag. Leaving it unattended had been a mistake.
James had initially picked it up with the intention of locking it for you, but then his eyes caught sight of the wall of text on the screen.
It was… rather amusing. Your interest in novels and books had largely diminished over the years, so seeing that many words stacked together instantly piqued his curiosity.
One scroll. Then another.
And before he knew it, he was fully engrossed in the AO3 fic you had been reading.
James’ voice echoed through the large living room.
You froze.Your phone was in his hand.
His hand. And he was reading.
You rushed toward him and jumped, trying to snatch it away, but James effortlessly dodged your attack.
“Hello, sweetheart. Quite a nice collection of stories you read.” His smirk only widened.
“Noooo… this is not what you think it is…” you stammered.
“Is this why you asked me whether my dick is bigger than Gojo and Geto’s?” he asked casually.
“I think whatever they have must be perfectly forty or fifty inches because what do you mean Gojo used his big dick to shield Geto from the rain of cum—”
You quickly clamped a hand over his mouth.
James only grinned. Then deliberately licked your palm.
You yanked your hand away immediately.
He pulled you closer, amusement dancing in his eyes.
“Do you want to be covered in my rain of cum too? Maybe protected by my big di—”
One thing was good at least. He wasn’t a homophobic jerk.
The bad thing? He was absolutely never letting this go.
And somehow, a few days later, he casually dropped another bomb.
“You’d definitely be an alpha.”
Then he laughed like he had said the funniest thing in human history.
Your giggling simply wouldn’t stop. Then suddenly, you squealed.
Gun had been watching you for a while now.
What exactly was making you that happy? Without making a sound, he walked behind you.
His eyes landed on your screen.
You were smiling at… two boys holding hands?What two men?
“What is there to smile so much about?”
Gun’s voice startled you. You immediately covered your phone screen.
“What are you doing behind me?” you screeched.
“What are you reading?” he asked calmly.
“Peak fiction,” you answered proudly.
Gun stared at you for a moment.
“And then Sasuke was holding Naruto’s hand as if he had the whole world in his hand.”
He repeated it word for word.
“I assume they are both boys.” He said.
“Oh?” You turned toward him excitedly. “So did you like it? You memorized it after one glance.”
“I am not into men. I see no interest in it.”
A wicked grin spread across your face.
“So does that mean you won’t read my Gun x Goo: 30 Ways To Rail Each Other fic?”
Gun gave you absolutely no reaction.
Then suddenly, he lunged.
“Gun Park, don’t lie! You like strong men, right?”
You laughed hysterically as he chased you around the house like a madman.
Samuel found out accidentally. The WiFi on both your phones had somehow synced, and while checking something, he ended up seeing your search history.
Immediately, he made a disgusted face.
“What’s the matter?” you asked.
He slowly turned the phone toward you.
Samuel narrowed his eyes suspiciously.
Then grabbed your phone. And started reading.
You immediately tried snatching it away.
You always liked reading a few chapters before sleeping. Samuel, unfortunately, discovered exactly what you were reading.
Then he began reading dramatically.
“His fingers tightened around his hardened cock as he prepared his anus—”
You nearly died on the spot. Samuel looked absolutely horrified.
“This is what you read before bed?”
You were ready to evaporate.
But Samuel? Samuel found this information dangerously entertaining.
Now whenever you looked annoyed...
“You mad because I interrupted your fictional gay men entertainment time?”
“Need me to recreate chapter twelve?”
You threw a pillow at him. He dodged.
You had told him yourself. Very enthusiastically. About what exactly you had been reading.
And every little detail that came with it.
Jake had listened attentively the entire time.
“I see… so that’s the whole business.” He nodded thoughtfully.
“You really like reading these?”
“Yes. And Lua has great taste in these, you know.”
Jake leaned back against the couch.
“Is it possible that men can get pregnant in the real world too?”
“What, do you want to get pregnant or something?”
Jake scratched his cheek.
“It would be so much better if I got pregnant instead of you.”
You looked at him with full attention.
“You wouldn’t have to go through so much pain…” Jake genuinely looked like he was thinking deeply about it.
Then he muttered under his breath.
“Maybe Uncle Jinyoung could figure something out…”
“…Though uncle’s a bum now, so maybe not…”
You stared at him. Then suddenly cupped his face.
“Why do you have to be so sweet all the time?”
Jake looked utterly confused.
“I didn’t even say anything.”
You kept peppering kisses all over his face until Jake started giggling.
Then suddenly, he grabbed your waist and pushed you down onto the couch.
Hovering over you now, a teasing grin formed on his face.
“Looks like someone’s a little too eager…”
“Want me to get pregnant that badly, huh?”
