Amphirelle

thats right

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it

if my rice cooker was a woman i would be conflicted about fucking her. id try to like romance her a little, you know? go on a few dates and learn about her interests. it'd feel really bad to try to get up her skirt as soon as i saw her just because i want her extremely badly

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

new uterine lining just dropped

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature