sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

I’m a firm believer in kissing places that are usually left untouched during sex. Kissing your hips and ribs. Your spine and wrist. I want to indulge in every part of you.

Lazy cuddling and wandering hands sounds really good right now

it's okay if you're not in love with me yet i can just keep posting

Men should keep their hair long so it’s easier to pull

deep down you're just a needy little thing who deserves a crying orgasm

Why can’t we be a couple of artists (painters, poets, writers) who live in nature and we’re boyfriends

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

it’s so dizzying being able to fuck someone who’s normally so put together and turn them into a trembling mess. i don’t care if you’re in charge or you’re always expected to keep it together. you can let go when you’re with me. there’s nothing hotter than giving someone a safe place to indulge in their kinks and be vulnerable. i’ll satisfy your every need, sweetheart. use my mouth, pull my hair, be as rough or gentle as you want. take your time. all i ask is that you moan pretty for me. i want to see relief wash over you when you finally let go.