the #1 chud

Actually, it isn't anymore.

Hehehe! All this extra money has made my day. I know exactly what I’m spending it on.

On me? 💕

No. I am not spending a single euro on you.

Wha- Why not? I’ve done so much for you!

If by so much you mean nothing then you’d be correct. Also, you’re not my kid I’m not spending my money on you. Even if you were my kid I still probably wouldn’t.

Screw you, twit. I WORKED HARD ON GETTING ALL THOSE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR SHOES! ME AND @ask-ovoli! Besides @ask-risotto hasn’t given me my pay yet so…

That’s not my problem.

Kinda is now

How so? Not like I expect a real answer from someone like you.

What’s that supposed to mean? You adore me!

I don’t.

Yeah you do! You love me soooo much you’ll give me a little bit of your extra pay!

Why don’t you ask your dad for money?

Because you have money

Well I’ve made it very clear I’m not giving any of it to you.

Idgaf, you’re being greedy! Please, Illuso, I really need this! /ref

I earned this money! Leave me tf alone.

You’re such a wussy mama, just hand some over! Let me leech off of you!

No! You’re not even my own kid, for the last time I’m not giving you anything.

I don’t care, I can get whatever I want!

Keep annoying me and the only thing you’re getting is a broken jaw.

NO.

WHY NOT??

I don’t even know that guy, I’m not giving him money kiddo

Okay, Sans.

Who the fuck is Sans

Whatever, not that it matters. What matters is that i’m gonna find you and tickle your liver until you give me some of that money

@ask-ghiaccio Your son is being a little shit.

Good, you deserve it.

Shut up you whore.

Hoe.

No wonder you got disowned smh

Literally who tf said that. You’re calling me a whore while pulling random bullshit out of your ass.

Well, you are a whore.

How

You keep posting abt your dick no one wants to read about all that.

I think you’re just obsessed with it since I regularly post about other things but you only acknowledge my dick anyway. Suck on it, you bitch

Don't threaten me with a good time /j

Who the hell are you, get out

Gyulp. . I'm sorry, sir

Hehehe! All this extra money has made my day. I know exactly what I’m spending it on.

On me? 💕

No. I am not spending a single euro on you.

Wha- Why not? I’ve done so much for you!

If by so much you mean nothing then you’d be correct. Also, you’re not my kid I’m not spending my money on you. Even if you were my kid I still probably wouldn’t.

Screw you, twit. I WORKED HARD ON GETTING ALL THOSE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR SHOES! ME AND @ask-ovoli! Besides @ask-risotto hasn’t given me my pay yet so…

That’s not my problem.

Kinda is now

How so? Not like I expect a real answer from someone like you.

What’s that supposed to mean? You adore me!

I don’t.

Yeah you do! You love me soooo much you’ll give me a little bit of your extra pay!

Why don’t you ask your dad for money?

Because you have money

Well I’ve made it very clear I’m not giving any of it to you.

Idgaf, you’re being greedy! Please, Illuso, I really need this! /ref

I earned this money! Leave me tf alone.

You’re such a wussy mama, just hand some over! Let me leech off of you!

No! You’re not even my own kid, for the last time I’m not giving you anything.

I don’t care, I can get whatever I want!

Keep annoying me and the only thing you’re getting is a broken jaw.

NO.

WHY NOT??

I don’t even know that guy, I’m not giving him money kiddo

Okay, Sans.

Who the fuck is Sans

Whatever, not that it matters. What matters is that i’m gonna find you and tickle your liver until you give me some of that money

@ask-ghiaccio Your son is being a little shit.

Good, you deserve it.

Shut up you whore.

Hoe.

No wonder you got disowned smh

Literally who tf said that. You’re calling me a whore while pulling random bullshit out of your ass.

Well, you are a whore.

How

You keep posting abt your dick no one wants to read about all that.

I think you’re just obsessed with it since I regularly post about other things but you only acknowledge my dick anyway. Suck on it, you bitch

Don't threaten me with a good time /j

As much as I say that I'm no longer part of the Varré lover community, I will never deny his sexiness.

I take this back he has dragged me back into the community

What a terrible Monday… 😒

Idk about terrible.. I got my peach monster and gummy sharks, so I'm happy

Damn :(

Who even is that. Also keep your stale bread.

I'll take the stale bread

Denial is the first stage