the ghost of the talking dog haunts the prescinct

The old Kings of Winter are down there, sitting on their thrones with stone wolves at their feet and iron swords across their laps, but it’s not them I’m afraid of.

Your video’s huge. From Spokane to Spain you’re global, Gines!

Happy future birthday to Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer (or Jack for short), born October 31, 2023.

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with the Invitation [Extended Version] (S04E21)

Switch seats with me.

No, it’s Hitchcock. Where would I have found French fries in a weed farm??

Hey, by the way, Amy was really nervous to meet you, so don’t judge her too harshly for all the weird singing.

I was dropped into a cave, and you were my flashlight.

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Mood.

There’s so much free food at this party, honey. I love politics.